Intercontinental
Championship
Dolph Ziggler Vs The
Miz
After some shameless
show-opening shilling of the WWE Network by Hulk Hogan, we kick
things off with a match for the #2 belt in the company now; the
Intercontinental Championship. At the moment, the mid-card scene of the
WWE is a tragic, confusing mess; and no 2 names represent the
problems better than The Miz and Dolph Ziggler. These are two former
world champions, who both rose to the top via memorable reigns with
the midcard belts. Now, they aren't just back where they were - they
look like they never left. It's been 5 years since Ziggler challenged
Rey Mysterio for this same belt, in the same spot on the same show –
and he's barely changed. He's still an impressive athlete with tons
of potential, but there's just no depth to his character. Miz is only
slightly better in this regard, only he hasn't evolved as an in-ring
performer. The match they have here is standard stuff – nothing
bad, but lacking in drama or urgency. The story involves Miz
protecting his face – but that's something we've seen so many times
before, and Miz can't carry the emotions needed for the act to
succeed. Ziggler's win just sort of happens – and it doesn't even
use the face thing in any way. As a Ziggler supporter, it's hard to
be enthusiastic about seeing him back at the head of the kiddie
table, even if I prefer him as champion over The Miz.
Rating: 2.5 Stars
Flag
Rusev Vs Jack Swagger
“You do not want to
lose this match and watch the colours of... [Realises the American
flag and the Russian flag are the same colours]... the flag on the
other side be raised above the ring tonight.” - Michael Cole
There's something very
disturbing about how easily Jack Swagger's hyper conservative Tea
Party character was turned into yet another proud American patriot.
The feud between Swagger and Rusev – who's Russian now, rather than
Bulgarian – has been ripped straight from the early 90s. It's a thoughtless wrestling template that seems even more crude an
insensitive today than it ever did. That said, somehow, the talents
involved have sort of made this version work. Right from the start, this
match has an intensity I've rarely seen in Swagger's entire career –
and it's given the time and the space to actually entertain. Playing
a pre-bell injury angle on the monster heel rather than the face was
an interesting decision, and then to have the patriot face lose in devastating fashion was
another. It wasn't a great match, but it did enough with
what it had, and its place in history will really depend on where
Rusev's career goes from here. Swagger meanwhile doesn't look like
he's going anywhere.
Rating: 2.5 Stars
Lumberjack
Seth Rollins Vs Dean
Ambrose
I really should have
expected this. When the Lumberjack stipulation was announced for this
match, I was disappointed. Ambrose Vs Rollins has been such a great
feud, so to see it lead to a match that I can't EVER remember being
good seemed like a huge waste of potential. Well I was so wrong. I
really should have known that these guys, like they've been doing all
year, would redefine what we expect from our upper mid-card. This
fight was passionate and intense; filled with memorable imagery and
dynamic interplay between the men on the outside and the men in the
ring from bell to bell. The stipulation ADDED to the match, which is exactly
what any stipulation is supposed to do. The pace, the use of
space, the way they created drama – it all combined into something
genuinely special. Could it have gone on longer? Absolutely. Do I
love the result? Not really – but after an effort like this, I can
only hope the feud continues.
Rating: 4.5 Stars
Bray Wyatt Vs Chris
Jericho
In complete contrast
with Dolph Ziggler, Bray Wyatt has, in only 1 year, grown so much as
a performer. It's true that he débuted fully formed, but he's added
just enough to his character and to his in-ring style to stay
interesting ever since. Feuds with Daniel Bryan, The Shield and John
Cena in 2014 have helped him to emerge as one of the most likely
stars of the next generation, and Chris Jericho continues that important work.
Y2J's career is at a point where he seems perpetually prepared to
return for short stints, just to put over younger guys. He's the kind
of performer who can work with anyone and make it good, and he does
so again here. This match was fun – but something about it didn't
click. It never shifted into that upper gear to make it memorable. It
feels as if despite the efforts of both men, we're just getting the
standard formula. It felt like what you'd see from a rematch on Raw. Maybe with more than 15 minutes we'd have had something better,
but for now it looks like the feud is over.
Rating: 3 Stars
Roman Reigns Vs Randy
Orton
The first big singles
match in the career of Roman Reigns should have been a showcase to
prove the doubters wrong. Instead, it's a case study for why he's just
not ready, and shouldn't be pushed too far too soon. He's an
impressive athlete with a lot of talent – he just doesn't have the
mind of a performer yet. I say yet, because it's clearly coming. The
Superman Punch is a charismatic, out of nowhere finisher that works
well for him – but it's telling that the biggest pops in this match
resulted from moves by Randy Orton. Orton's methodical style never
works as well against men who are bigger and slower than he is. When
he changes his style to suit, he's fine, but when he works what he's
used to anyway, it gets boring fast. Thankfully, what does work about
Orton is what works here – he's great at putting together a sudden
and dramatic sequence. His two big counters are the highlights of
this whole match, despite the otherwise meandering pace. The win is a
big deal for Reigns, but I hope this feud ends and Reigns can work
with someone better positioned to help him mature.
Rating: 3 Stars
WWE World Heavyweight
Championship
Brock Lesnar Vs John
Cena
Or: How John Cena
Learned to Stop Worrying and Love German Suplexes.
16 German Suplexes
in 16 minutes. That's crazy. This was nothing like the match I
expected. This was a squash. Why? I have no idea. Unlike their last
encounter at Extreme Rules 2012, this match made no attempt to tell a
story, or have drama. The story and the drama were all part of a
single spectacle – watching John Cena get dismantled. As a historic
event, it did everything it needed to do, and with some of the
audience it seems to have worked. As the conclusion of a Pay Per View
however – and as the show's only true Main Event – it was a
complete failure. Yes; Brock looks unstoppable now. But there are
other ways to create that feeling that don't result in a match like
this. His last match with Cena made him look like more of a monster.
His match last year with CM Punk made him look like more of a
monster. The only squash matches I hold in high regard involve
someone who is able to take a hellacious beating in a fast paced,
interesting ways. John Cena is not that kind of guy. Credit to him,
but this match needed more variety and more believable moments of
potential comeback. Still, I don't think it will be forgotten any
time soon.
“It wasn't even
close” - Michael Cole
Rating: 2.5 Stars
WWE SummerSlam 2014
Final Score: 3 Stars
SummerSlam 2014 was an extremely
average show. Looking back, it feels like it didn't have any real
main events – which is the complete opposite to SummerSlam from
last year. Nothing ran beyond 17 minutes in length, and the main event was a monotone squash. The other matches had more ambition, but failed to click
together, even if they weren't in any way terrible. Thankfully, the Lumberjack
match was historic, an easy match of the night and saviour of the whole show – but it wasn't long
enough to transcend its placement in the mid-card. The company is suffering from a lack of established face talents like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan, and, despite our new champion, a lack of big part-time names like Triple H, Batista or The Undertaker. While the former Shield members save the day yet again - they need time to grow. Roman Reigns is not ready to be the #2 face after John Cena - he's just not. Let's all hope Daniel Bryan has a speedy recovery...
hmmm. Sounds kinda lame. Ive been meaning to watch to see why Hogan has returned? Love me some Hogan but he's too old.. Also pretty much every time I see Brock Lesner he kicks everyones ass it's getting tiring. I know with Lesner it's about appreciating his skills but I like Cena as a personality.
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